Yesterday I wrote a post called I Would Love You Even if You Were an Alligator”.

Today I thought I’d take a little more light hearted approach and made a list of all the things I would do with my husband if he were an alligator.

  • We’d watch sunsets together.
  • I’d take him for a walk in the park.
  • We’d go swimming.
  • I’d hire him a personal alligator trainer to make sure he recieved the best of care.
  • Me and the kids would ride on his back.
  • We’d watch baseball and football games.
  • I’d read him stories.
  • We’d make music together - he could use his tail or his feet to make a beat.
  • We could try to dance together. (We’re already the worst dancers you’ve ever seen!)
  • I’d make him his favorite dinner with candlelight.
  • I’m sure we’d probably be able to get interviewed on tv shows and maybe get a movie deal.
  • I’d make him a t-shirt that said something cute.
  • I’d give him a big old kiss on his forehead everyday.
  • We’d play ball - he could roll it to me with his snout.
  • I would take him fishing.
  • We could ride on him in the lake.
  • I’d plant him a garden with a nice jacuzzi swamp he could relax in.
  • We’d take a bubble bath together somehow. (Though I’d probably need a swimming pool for that!)
  • I’d get a big van/truck with accomodations for him and we’d go on a road trip to all the places we still wanted to see.

Some of these things are fun things to do with someone you love even if they’re not an alligator. We’ve had some beautiful weather lately, so maybe we’ll even do some of these things later today.

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